Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road jokes. And God came down from the Heavens and He said unto the chicken Thou shalt cross the road And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing. I repeat the chicken did NOT cross the road. It was a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice. Why did the duck cross the road. Why did the cross the road joke cross the road.
Because the chicken was on holiday. By Mister Jokes 85k Views As counsel for the chicken I have advised my client to invoke its 5th Amendment right to remain silent. Why did the dinosaur.
Why did the chicken do thething in theyou know the rest. Because it was stuck on the chickens foot. Why did the chicken family cross the road.
Because it was free range. Why did the goldfish cross the road. Because it didnt want to be fried grilled or scrambled.
To get to the idiots house. In my day we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road. To take over the other side.